Lauren: Just read your "Condiments" story on your blog. I truly believe God has instilled (ha ha , as in the vinegar) a great gift in you of writing and expressing his will for us through your thoughts, I am proud of you for stepping out of your box. Trust him to find you a great publisher. You definitely need to publish these! LOVE YOU
Coleene:Thanks Lauren. It means a lot coming from you. I treasure your comments. I pray you don't just take them as great things I write...but you try an apply them to your life as well. so many things I write are God telling me stuff..so that I can make my life better and better serve Him. I can't help but pass it on. Love you Coke your seeeester...P.S. let's try and ketch-up soon....
Lauren: and the beat goes on . . . . we carry on the legecy of the Greer wit - (is this a blessing or a curse? - ha ha)
Coleene:It is definitely a blessing! And hopefully something to be Preserved...Others to be Jelly-0us of!
Lauren: Food for thought . .stop, please - after dealing with high schoolers I cannot even begin to think of a comeback. My brain is all jam med up - You've got me in a pickle - But I relish the idea of our wit being the envy of others
I'm gonna milk this one for all its worth - you've got me all juice d up
Coleene: We are so Good......save these please. At least until the expiration date....
Coleene: Thanks Lauren...We now have a new blog posting! Some people may think this is just a bunch of baloney. They should Let-tuce entertain ourselves. Our humor may be margarine-al but some days just don't get any butter than this!
Coleene: S0, DAes any one really car-rot all. or is this just our own eegg-0s?
Lauren: Do-nut even go there - my reputation is at steak, the longer we drag this on, the more raspberries I hear from the crowd.
Coleene:You are Cracker-ing me up! I cannot Soup-ress my laughter.
Lauren: Lettuce stop now before we beet ourselves up over this. Orange you past-a this whole enchilada yet?
Coleene: Yes, this has Syrup-assed its time, but it has been so fun. I am waffle-ing about quiting.
Lauren: Quit "hotdog'n it - you keep egg'n me on for more - you're a peach of a sister -the apple of my eye This just proves our family is nuts - This whole thing is so cheese-y
Coleene : With that last one...YOU are the Top Banana, the Cream of the Crop, the icing (with sprinkles) on the cake!
Lauren: Orange you sweet - you take the cake, cereal-ously!
Everyone who is reading this is bacon us for more - should we a-peas-e them? Lettuce not squash their visions. We have our reputations at steak!
Coleene: Fork-et about our critics. They may dish it out, but we can bake it. Many will return for second helpings. My cup is half full; how about yours? May it be our re-spoon-sibility to just add the smile ingredient.
Coleene: Thanks Lauren...We now have a new blog posting! Some people may think this is just a bunch of baloney. They should Let-tuce entertain ourselves. Our humor may be margarine-al but some days just don't get any butter than this!
Coleene: S0, DAes any one really car-rot all. or is this just our own eegg-0s? Lauren: Do-nut even go there - my reputation is at steak, the longer we drag this on, the more raspberries I hear from the crowd.
Coleene:You are Cracker-ing me up! I cannot Soup-ress my laughter.
Lauren: Lettuce stop now before we beet ourselves up over this. Orange you past-a this whole enchilada yet?
Coleene: Yes, this has Syrup-assed its time, but it has been so fun. I am waffle-ing about quiting.
Lauren: Quit "hotdog'n it - you keep egg'n me on for more - you're a peach of a sister -the apple of my eye This just proves our family is nuts - This whole thing is so cheese-y
Coleene : With that last one...YOU are the Top Banana, the Cream of the Crop, the icing (with sprinkles) on the cake!
Lauren: Orange you sweet - you take the cake, cereal-ously!
Everyone who is reading this is bacon us for more - should we a-peas-e them? Lettuce not squash their visions. We have our reputations at steak!
Coleene: Fork-et about our critics. They may dish it out, but we can bake it. Many will return for second helpings. My cup is half full; how about yours? May it be our re-spoon-sibility to just add the smile ingredient.
Lauren: Poke me with a fork - I think I'm done. - Everyone else - eat your hearts out. You only wish you could have our wit. Sorry - its a Greer trait, shared by only a choice few of our family. You should have seen it when we would get together with our mom and her siblings and their kids - we were a hoot! Great memories!
Coleene: OK. I m officially excusing us both from this table. Time to partake in some Humble Pie!
Raul: (Coleene's neighbor)..."Sisters, indeed! Lett-uce just call them two peas in a pod. They may be miles apart, but apparently sharing one melon, Yeah, I'm not pudding you on. These two are bananas. So let us not be rude,- I- beg -ya...and just let them have their fun.
To Raul: - you crack-er me up! I understand you are a grape neighbor
- are you ready for a "throw-down" - do you want a piece of this pie we're dishin out? I'm plum tuckered out trying to think of what else I can say. But do-nut worry - I will pro-seed - because when life gives you lemons . . . . . . . . . you add triple sec and tequilla and salt and have a great time! See if you can beet this!
- are you ready for a "throw-down" - do you want a piece of this pie we're dishin out? I'm plum tuckered out trying to think of what else I can say. But do-nut worry - I will pro-seed - because when life gives you lemons . . . . . . . . . you add triple sec and tequilla and salt and have a great time! See if you can beet this!
Lauren (auntie apple!)
(Coleene: OH NO...What have I created?)
Coleene: to Lauren... I do-nut know how sublime this blog entry is, but man, dare-in' Raul like this just might turn-up some more silly-goose berries, Are you sure you do-nut want to pars-nip this in the bud?
Raul: Apollo OHNO she didn't! (snap snap bean). Ding Dong...I am about to put some spice in to this bout. It's time to drop the g-cloves and get it on. Believe me, sister, there won't be no buillon-g me around, You better keep it cumin or it's gonna be 1 lime, 2 lime, 3 lime... Floor! I'm raisin my game and you are about to get peppered. You just got Lucky Charmed cause I- hu-mus-t pick up my kid now. So you better Chex yourself before you wreck yourself.. Round two. Ding-Dong.
Coleene :Are you ready to Tuna-in for this S-mack-eral down? Do we Ne' mo of these two (or three) Clown fish? Looks like they both took the bait. Now we will sea what they shell out.
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